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FIVE Pokémon that are secretly TERRIFYING
From working a ton, to visiting friends [this guy, and this guy] and family [out of town, which is why I’ve only been posting on the Facebook page, rather than here lately] – I’ve been a fairly busy...
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TOP FIVE MOTHERS IN HORROR [HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY]
Oh, Mom – You were the woman who held us in your womb for nine [long] months. You are the woman who fed us and shushed us when we cried.. But unlike these Mothers; you seem to have actually cared....
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EVERYBODY DIES in MTV’s Scream: The TV Series
Ever since it was announced, I’ve been finding myself concerned for MTV‘s Scream: The TV Series. It may be because of my in depth review of the first film though, considering I called Scream one of...
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By The Power Of Magic, THE CRAFT Is Getting Remade
If there’s one trend that seems to be sticking around lately, it’s rebooting a film, remaking a film, or making unnecessary sequels. This news is no different than that, because it’s official: Sony...
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SPECIAL REVIEW: THE HOUSE WITH 100 EYES
If you follow me on Instagram, chances are that you saw this picture that I had posted a few days ago – stating that it was a “hint” to something new to come to warrenisweird. Now although movie...
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film study: SEQUELITIS – the SAW movies.
Have you ever noticed in movies that when it comes time to write/make a sequel [or six], the films – as a whole – tend to become progressively worse than the one before it? I have. many times. As it...
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MARVEL ZOMBIES VS ARMY OF DARKNESS: a Slash/Up video
I’ve said it countless times, but The Evil Dead stands as one of my favorite horror films of all time. The character of Ash is the epitome of what a ‘hero’ in horror should be. He’s funny, he’s...
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HORROR AT IT’S FINEST – HBO’S TALES FROM THE CRYPT
Hey there kiddies! It’s your old pal, The CryptKeeper! and I’m here to tell you a few stories that involve death, monsters, and best of all: terrible horror puns! ahem. Sorry, I don’t know where that...
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FILM STUDY: The Tim Burton TRIO Theory
Anyone who is a Tim Burton fan, or has even scoured the internet for a little bit knows [or at least, has heard of] this theory: Tim Burton’s Frankenweenie, Corpse Bride, and The Nightmare Before...
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ArieScope’s NEWEST series “20 Seconds To Live” has arrived!
While I usually don’t watch them, one of my absolute favorite web-series as of late is something by one of my favorite directors. This web-series is called: “Adam Green’s Scary Sleepover“. [check out...
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in today’s most depressing news: Sir Christopher Lee has passed away at 93
Let’s be real for a minute: it’s always sad when someone passes away, but nothing shakes the world more than when it happens to be a well known actor – it’s as if everyone goes haywire – we all know...
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Death House [2015] makes me have HIGH HOPES..
In recent years, horror hasn’t been as good as it should be – we’ve seen many terrible flops, and far too many haunted house tropes. [I’m looking at you, Paranormal Activity] However, what if I told...
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RANT: a ‘certain’ horror franchise is becoming a VR video game..
Chances are, you’re probably never heard of the company that calls itself “VRwerx” – and that’s okay – because until the other day; neither had I. According to their LinkedIn page, VRwerx is a...
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film study: DEADLIEST horror movie villains [ranked by KILL count!]
Look at the picture above. Which iconic horror villain stands out the most to you? Some of these guys are the epitome of horror: Ghostface, Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, Jason, Billy, Leatherface and...
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SPECIAL REVIEW: “THE SKY HAS FALLEN”
One of the perks about writing about horror films is that occasionally, film makers will send me copies of their film to review – it’s not a paid gig, and I don’t expect it to be: I do it for the sheer...
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COME ONE, COME ALL TO: “Alleluia! The Devil’s Carnival” [2015]
“CLICK ME TO BUY YOUR TICKETS TO THE CARNIVAL RIGHT NOW!” Let’s get one thing out of the way right off the top: I’m not the biggest fan of musicals. at all. I mean, I like some: films such as Sweeney...
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WAIT, DARIO ARGENTO’S SUSPIRIA IS GETTING A REMAKE?
Suspiria is a strange film. Full of bright colors, gruesome violence and is set to a score that’s nearly as good as the movie itself; it’s beyond compare, and because of this – it’s one of those movies...
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REAL HORROR: The Circle – The Dyatlov Massacre
Maybe it comes with being a fan of horror – specifically slashers – but when it comes to films that are based on actual events, I tend to be extremely picky. I’m one of those movie watchers who...
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Sam Raimi HINTS at an ‘Evil Dead crossover’ film with ASH & MIA!
Remember Evil Dead ? It was easily one of, if not – my favorite film of it’s year. It was gruesome, it was totally not what I expected, it was violent, and it was a remake [one of the only remakes I...
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SCREAM FACTORY announces TEN new releases!
You know what I love? movies. You know what I love more than movies? [my wife – yes I can say that now] when a cult movie gets re-released! That’s where Shout! Factory [and their sister site; Scream!...
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